Gasy ass? Don't light a match

I told Jill today I was experiencing Gasyass. A terrible disorder that causes your eyes to roll and bleed until you fart and share it with others who were less fortunate than you are. It is a form or feeding the hungry through sent.
Kind of a smell menu if you will. Well any way Jill told me to light a match...........
Kind of ruined the smell
and did not making sitting to much fun either..
Wonder if she is mad at me?