Nazi Turd an ticket

Today I went into town and went to the VA Hospital. I was only in there for about 5 hours, The Doctor's warned me the security was really cracking down in the parking garage. When I came out sure enough there was a cop writing out a parking ticket on the car . I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I finished my cigarette joined Jill in our SUV and we left. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.